A. The school year has just started, and this law school is closed for fear of hurricane. Orlando Sentinel
B. A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket went kaboom during fueling today. When asked what happened, supergenius Elon Musk replied, ¯_(ツ)_/¯ Business Insider
C. Donald Trump likes undocumented immigrants when they’re models who work for him. Seth Meyers has a little sumpin’ to say about that. The Week
D. Part of any packing list for an international cruise is, of course, $30 million worth of cocaine. Mashable
E. The Dallas police chief who led the department through the tragic murder of five officers by a sniper is resigning. NPR
