A. In a shocking development – by which we mean completely predictable – the quality of the incoming class at Yale between 2011 and 2015 did not diminish by any of the usual metrics, even though the quality of incoming students at most other schools dropped as the overall applicant pool shrank. JD Journal
B. Pope trolls Trump. Trump strikes back. Politico
C. If someone’s ever called you a Neanderthal, that person might not have been entirely wrong. (And, let’s be honest, you deserved it.) CBS News
D. It’s National Drink Wine Day. We thought that day was any day that ends in “y.” nationaldrinkwineday.org
E. In news of the idiotic and infuriating variety, a baby dolphin died when beachgoers pulled it from the water and paraded it around the beach to take selfies with it. The Telegraph
