Rick Perry was indicted for corruption. What the what?! CNBC
…but law professors say the indictment is bogus. Oh. Above The Law
If you’re feeling too good about the state of the human race, read this timeline of the events in Ferguson, MO. Wall Street Journal
The English Premiere League warned fans not to post soccer GIFs. Or, in soccer parlance, GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFs. Ars Technica
The collected works of people who don’t understand The Onion. This is somehow my greatest dream and my worst nightmare brought to life. Literally Unbelievable
