A) Suffering from post-Patrick’s hangover? We certainly are. How to recover. AskMen.com
B) On the best-paying jobs for women list, lawyer ranks third, below pharmacist but above computer programmers. Forbes.
C) Libya declares a cease fire to fend off international military intervention. USA Today.
D) Man wants 2 million for being exiled to New Jersey. We say it worked for the Sopranos and Snookie. New York Post.
E) There might be such a thing as too much safe sex: rubber robbers arrested in Kuala Lumpur. AOL News.