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Logical Reasonings

In honor of Halloween, today’s Logical Reasonings … excuse me L-ahh-gical Scream-onings … are brought to you by the Cryptkeeper.

A. EEEEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! Looks like Valipariso Law Sch-ghoul is now buried. Where will its boo-dents go to finish their dead-grees? Maybe the nearby Cower School of Law. Valipariso Law School

B. Ninety three percent of young pre-law students plan to vote in the skid-term hell-ections on Nov-dismember 6th. EEEEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! A little bit better than the mere gore-ty percent of all young people say they’ll do the same. Kaplan Test Prep

C. A Milwauk-eerie County judge was out for blood, and locked up a defense attorney who dared to roll his eyes at the bench. Sounds like that lawyer made a grave error in advocating for his die-nt. EEEEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! Above the Law

D. Two Ohio attorneys in their own love gory were both suspended for six months after betraying con-fiend-ential client information to each other. Tell me, was that kill-ow talk really worth it? EEEEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! ABA Journal

E. EEEEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! Looks like President Trump is playing the blame game with gore-mer White House counc-kill Don McGone. We’ll see what Robert Ghoul-er has to say about! EEEEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! CNN