A. So, you can actually take a law school class at University of Colorado that takes place in a raft on the Colorado River. No joke, bruh. 9News
B. Russia? Fake news! Witch hunt! FAKE NEWS! FAAAAAAAKKKEEEE NEEEEWWWWSSSS! NBC (fake!) News
C. ‘Member the other day when the internet broke? No, it was a pic of Kim K’s naked butt. It was a typo at Amazon. Get it together, Jeff Bezos! The Verge
D. Bitcoin is worth more than gold. Apparently, you can weigh bitcoin in ounces? NBC
E. The screw just continues to turn for Uber. Reuters
