A. This article says Tiffany Trump has been admitted to Harvard Law School for 2017. It’s unclear that she’s even taken the LSAT. Pays to have daddy as the next POTUS, don’t it? Santa Monica Observer
B. Looks like China is taking the “bait Trump” tack already. Hillary tried it, Trump took it, and he won anyway. Will the Chinese have more luck? Who the f*** knows at this point. Vox
C. If someone calls you a Neadnerthal, chances are he or she is being at least somewhat accurate in that assessment. How Stuff Works
D. Comedy legend Jerry Lewis doesn’t give a damn about you or your stupid interview questions. Slate
E. Death Star. Intimidating? Yes. Solid rebel-stomping strategy? Probably not. Inverse
