A. A federal magistrate judge has received his LLM from Duke Law School 40 years after the school rejected him. ABA Journal
B. Uber has created its first self-driving car. But is it self-puke cleaning as well? The Verge
C. Hillary to Trump: You’re not qualified. Hillary to Bernie: Time to pack it in, bub. CNN
D. The Centers for Disease Control have released their annual Poop in the Pool report (bleah!). The conclusion: Do not EVER go into a pool that a child uses. EVER! Newsweek
E. Florida Woman, life partner of Florida Man, does her best to make her boo proud. The Smoking Gun
