A) Judge’s comments are getting so creative these days. What happened to the plain old ‘guilty.’ Above the Law.
B) Seriously, just let the kids have their toys and french fries and make ’em run a few laps in the parking lot. Wall Street Journal.
C) Nobody likes a quitter, but these guys might be going a little far. CNN.
D) This kid’s getting the loop holes figured out early. Makes his desires to be a politician perfect. Daily Mail.
E) They’ve got the right intentions, but sometimes you gotta take a step back and really think things through. Gawker.