A. Democratic presidential candidate Martin O’Malley had a rally in Iowa in which one person attended. O’Malley was quoted as saying, “One is more than zero, y’know?” CNN
B. Rob Kardashian (shouldn’t it be Kob Kardashian?) had a health scare, but now he’s back in the spotlight, so everything is fine or whatever. E!
C. Ethan Couch – AKA Affluenza Teen, who was acquitted of murder because he was too rich to understand the consequences of his actions – has been arrested for violating probation. Gawker
D. Here’s a guy who takes selfies with animals. (Affluenza teen again? We’re confused.) Huffington Post
E. A collection of amazing photos. The Starbucks in Dubai is cray. EMGN
