A) Jay Z and Timbaland will testify in a lawsuit regarding improper sampling in “Big Pimpin’.” At least it’s not for going 55 in a 54. Page Six
B) A Missouri woman is suing a restaurant for throwing a hot bun in her eye. Lowering the Bar
C) Despite the SCOTUS ruling on same-sex marriage, a Kentucky county clerk is turning away gay couples. The New York Times
D) Good(?) news for anyone who skipped classes in college – some colleges are testing mastery of the material without attending lectures. The Atlantic
E) Nick Offerman showed off his pizza farm, with taquitos and fish sticks straight off the vine. AdWeed
