A) The Obama birth certificate controversy explained. Yep, it’s as lame as you’d think it would be. CNN.
B) Trump unable to produce certificate proving he’s not a festering pile of shit. The Onion.
C) Afterbirthers demand to see Obama’s placenta. The Onion.
D) Political responses to the release of Obama’s birth certificate. LA Times.
E) Responses to the release of Obama’s birth certificate. The NY Times.