A. Police allege that two former Harvard Law administrators pilfered money meant to help disabled students. Really, guys?? CBS Boston
B. In a more uplifting Harvard Law story, the school has elected its first black woman president of the Law Review. The New York Times
C. Li’l Donny Snowflake totally isn’t bailing on this year’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner because he was traumatized by the last one he went to. The Washington Post
D. Should state and local governments be allowed to dictate which restrooms transgender people use? John Oliver thinks that there’s a more pressing bathroom invader problem. The New York Daily News
E. Put this one in the “Ya don’t say?” file. Politico
