The 12 Days of LSAT

  • Reviewed by: Matt Riley
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    With a mere 12 days until Christmas Eve, if you’re like me you’re hearing Christmas songs everywhere you go. And if you’re like me, you hate every Christmas song except for this one.

    So for those of you tired of traditional Christmas songs, and in the midst of your LSAT studies, I present to you…

    THE 12 DAY OF LSAT
    (Sung to the tune of “The 12 Days of Christmas”… duh.)

    The first thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    My government issued ID

    The second thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The third thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The fourth thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Four practice tests
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The fifth thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    “Five minutes remaining”
    Four practice tests
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The sixth thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Six months of studying
    “Five minutes remaining”
    Four practice tests
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The seventh thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Seven hours of reading
    Six months of studying
    “Five minutes remaining”
    Four practice tests
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The eighth thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Eight cups of coffee
    Seven hours of reading
    Six months of studying
    “Five minutes remaining”
    Four practice tests
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The ninth thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Nine proctors proct-ing
    Eight cups of coffee
    Seven hours of reading
    Six months of studying
    “Five minutes remaining”
    Four practice tests
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The tenth thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Ten takers bubbling
    Nine proctors proct-ing
    Eight cups of coffee
    Seven hours of reading
    Six months of studying
    “Five minutes remaining”
    Four practice tests
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The eleventh thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Eleven test locations
    Ten takers bubbling
    Nine proctors proct-ing
    Eight cups of coffee
    Seven hours of reading
    Six months of studying
    “Five minutes remaining”
    Four practice tests
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

    The twelfth thing that stressed me out
    On the L-S-A-T:
    Twelve applications
    Eleven test locations
    Ten takers bubbling
    Nine proctors proct-ing
    Eight cups of coffee
    Seven hours of reading
    Six months of studying
    “Five minutes remaining”
    Four practice tests
    Three section types
    Number two pencils
    and my government-issued ID

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