A) Causation fail! Farting caused by democracy. Yahoo News.
B) At least it’s a departure from drunk driving: Lindsay Lohan allegedly steals a $2,500 necklace. CNN.
C) 1st year law student, 2nd semester, 6 things you should do to succeed in law school. Vault.
D) A shortage of food that affects less than .00001% of our population. Wallet Pop.
E) Yeah, this seems like the kind of girl Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez would date. Deadspin.
