A) Alabama football coach Nick Saban’s daughter beat the crap out of one of her sorority sisters. Give ‘er a scholarship! Above the Law.
B) All you future patent lawyers will dig this one. The Atlantic.
C) The long-awaited Freeh report regarding the Penn State/Sandusky cover-up is out and ready to be read (if you can stomach it). CNN.
D) Amazon is trying to make it so items are shipped immediately after you buy, and retailers everywhere should be spooked. Slate.
E) The ’80s, man. The ’80s. BuzzFeed.
