A. Shouts to the LSAT, which just got an unexpected victory in the war against the GRE. Above the Law
B. Shouts to the law students getting their dream jobs, like this dude who will soon be legal counsel to the UFC. University of New Mexico
C. Shouts to unnecessary lawsuits, because sometimes they invalidate nondisclosure agreements and free up adult film stars to speak out about the sitting U.S. president. Politico
D. Shouts to subpoenas, which can be used to obtain closely held financial records of the sitting U.S. president. NY Times
E. Shouts to those of you who decide to blow off work and do exactly the opposite of what you’re supposed to do. CNN
