A. Next Thursday, March 15th, join us for webinars on the LSAT and law school admissions process. I mean, you can say no, and not know how to start studying for the LSAT or compile your law school apps, or get the $300 discount on any Blueprint classroom course or $75 discount on the first month of an online subscription that all attendees will receive. But that would be ill-advised. Blueprint LSAT
B. Not good news for the makers of the LSAT: they have been held in contempt for violating court-ordered accommodations requirements. Law.com
C. The Utah Bar — from the wholesome land of Utah, of all places! — just emailed a nude photo to every attorney in its great state. Above the Law
D. The perpetually in-legal-trouble Martin Shkreli must turn over $7.4 mil to the U.S. as part of his fraud conviction. Hope the feds are fans of unreleased records from past their prime rappers, because if Shkreli’s forced to use his assets to cover the cost, the government might get his copies of the one-of-the-kind Wu Tang album or Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter V. Bloomberg Big Law Business
E. Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg is backing away from his claim to defy Mueller’s subpoena. ABA Journal