A. Law school official tells school he’s going to a conference, appropriates funds, never signs up for conference, and spends it at Hooters. Like. A. Boss. Orlando Sentinel
B. A federal appeals court has reinstated the 4-game suspension handed to Tom Brady for Deflategate that was struck down by a federal district court. Why, again, are federal courts a part of this? ESPN
C. The City of Cleveland is paying the family of Tamir Rice, the unarmed black 12-year-old shot by police, $6 million, but admitting no wrongdoing. Isn’t paying $6 million an admission of wrongdoing? People
D. John Kasich and Ted Cruz have decided to team up to deprive Donald Trump of the 1,237 delegates he needs to secure the Republican presidential nomination. Not surprisingly, Donald Trump went on to say mean things about them. NBC News
E. Aaaand… Florida Man is at it again. Again. CNN
