A. A 7.0 earthquake rocked Japan today. Rescue operations are ongoing. CNN
B. Who ever said goats don’t grow on trees? Mother Jones
C. An Illinois man secured a new trial in a 1957 murder. No, he wasn’t in jail the whole time. He was tried in 2011. Northern Public Radio
D. Brazil’s lower house of Parliament has taken the first step toward impeaching the President. The Olympics are gonna be super awkward. NPR
E. And the governor of Mississippi has signed the most Mississippi bill ever. The Washington Post
