A) When you’re out on a Friday night, keep this article in mind when drunkenly thumbing through your phone book (and don’t leave a message like this lovely lady). Law Riot.
B) This Detroit lawyer is just trying to make the city a fun place. Chicago Tribune.
C) Throw your GPS out the window; the police are tracking you and writing a citation as you read this. Wall Street Journal.
D) A weekend in Rosarito (the mechanical bull may or may not have been involved) looks tame next to Nick Cage’s weekend. CNN.
E) A Harvard University philosophy professor helps you figure out what is appropriate for your “private time.” The Onion.
