A) What is this? Good news about the legal job market? Now I’ve seen everything. Daily Tar Heel.
B) Here’s Obama’s plan for new gun laws. CNN.
C) Say it ain’t Te’o. Deadspin.
D) You guys, it’s finally here. Real. Life. Mario. Kart. Wired.
E) Move over, NFL Films. Bad Lip Reading has it covered. YouTube.