A) Who says Black Friday is out of hand? Oh, the LAPD does? OK, Black Friday is out of hand. Los Angeles Times.
B) Some Div. III basketball players scored 138 points in a game. If that’s not shocking enough, he also had zero assists. Journal Sentinel.
C) Because everyone will be talking about this stuff tomorrow, here’s every health fact about Thanksgiving there is. The Atlantic.
D) William Shatner is concerned about your turkey deep frying technique. YouTube.
E) These kids get it, ya know? They get it. BuzzFeed.
