A) You know the weather’s bad when people are being robbed for their snowblowers. The Huffington Post.
B) Sarah and Bristol Palin apply to trademark their names. Also researching trademarks for “unsuitable VP candidate” and “terrible dancer”. Politics Daily.
C) A must watch for the hard-hitting rapper fans. Youtube.
D) “Tsunami of Obesity is unfurling across the world”, followed closely by “tornado of ridiculously long first sentence discredits journalistic integrity”. Yahoo News.
E) Some people are gearing up for a different kind of party this weekend. Failblog.
