A) St. Louis University’s law school is on its fourth dean since 2010. Here’s how he plans to avoid a fifth. JD Journal.
B) The Elvis impersonator accused of sending ricin-laced letters has left the building. CNN.
C) Good news, gamers with lazy eye. Tetris will fix ya. BBC.
D) Ben Affleck is going to live off $1.50 a day for a week. Or, what he should’ve been paid for Armageddon. Newser.
E) People at Coachella are straight up liars. YouTube.