A) Arizona State wants to build a new law school, and it’s using questionable employment stats to make a case. AmLaw Daily.
B) A woman in Detroit is being forced to live with a squatter who snuck into her home. I smell a sitcom! Yahoo! News.
C) By the time you spot a Ukrainian dolphin with a pistol strapped to its head, it’s too late. You’re a goner. Wired.
D) A giant eyeball washed up on a beach in Florida. Unfortunately for the eye, it wasn’t a nude beach. Newser.
E) Don’t buy that Powerball ticket without first going through 500,000,000 simulations. Powerball Simulator.
