A) Welcome to mediocrity, everyone. Collect your C’s. Yahoo Shine.
B) Attention 1l’s! How to use prior exams to study. Law School Ninja.
C) Ridiculous lawsuit of the day: It wasn’t the exploding snails, it was the friggin’ rudeness. Marin Independent Journal.
D) Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb signs $78M deal over 5 years. Too bad the Redskins got crushed by McNabb’s former team, the Philadelphia Eagles, later the same day. ESPN.
E) This is so showing up on a future reading comp passage. Yahoo News.
