A. Today is the 75th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor that led to the U.S. entering WWII. Never forget. USA Today
B. At U Mich Law, an anxious law student took a steaming dump on the floor during finals. Why. WHY??? Above the Law
C. Tiffany Trump is considering Harvard Law School. In related news, Kim Kardashian has vowed to solve the cold fusion conundrum that has dogged elite physicists for years. Above the Law
D. Ohio’s legislature has passed an incredibly restrictive abortion law that almost certainly fails to satisfy the requirements of Roe v. Wade. We’ll see if Roe survives in the Trump era. NPR
E. The next president keeps ranting about Saturday Night Live on Twitter. Matt Lauer proposes eminently reasonable solution. STOP WATCHING IT. The Daily Beast
