A. UC Berkeley Law School’s gropey former dean is suing the University alleging inappropriate double punishment for the same offense. He might have a point. A creepy, skeevy point. San Francisco Chronicle
B. Tiffany Trump — the non-Ivanka daughter of Donald Trump — is studying for the LSAT. Teen Vogue
C. It appears that rats fleeing a sinking ship sometimes come back for round two. CBS
D. Brangelexit just keeps getting more salacious. Yay! Inquisitr
E. Ronald McDonald has gone into hiding so as not to get caught up in the creepy clown scare sweeping the nation. The Denver Post
