A. Just a few hours left to get a free Kindle copy of The Blueprint for LSAT Reading Comprehension! Blueprint LSAT
B. More bad news for former Clinton bete noir, Kenneth Starr. After being demoted from President and Chancellor to lowly law professor as punishment for indifferent and inept handling of campus sex assaults, Starr is now out entirely. The Houston Chronicle
C. Some restaurant patrons — presumably citizens — wrote on the tip line of their bill “We only tip citizens.” Not that it matters, but their server was born and raised in the good ol’ US of A. Mediaite
D. Florida — America’s painful hanging chad — is a now the subject of a CDC travel advisory in the ongoing Zika saga. CNN
E. What does a lady wish for on her 105th birthday? Why, a fireman with tattoos of course. Hubba hubba. Bored Panda
