A. There’s one simple thing you can do to supercharge your law school performance. Unfortunately, it requires interacting with your professors. Above the Law
B. So this creep murdered his dad for money, and, guess what — dad was broke! Haha, whoopsie! Gawker
C. Turns out there’s a solar system with three — THREE! — earth-like planets. Our crappy solar system only has one! CNN
D. From the Darwin Award files: Indian teen shoots self to death while taking gun selfie. Didn’t see that comin’! Time
E. Kit-Kat has decided it doesn’t like you, and so it is rolling out a melon-cheese-chocolate flavored candy bar. You tell Kit-Kat that you don’t appreciate that kinda garbage. Mirror
