A) Did you hear about that naked French guy? BBC.
B) I knew they had it all wrong. It had to have been another naked French guy. ABA Journal.
C) I mean, who really reads the directions for these things anyway. All you gotta do is blow, right? ABA Journal.
D) So this is why America is obese. I knew it couldn’t be the daily McDonald’s run. Yahoo.
E) Kids are growing up so fast these days. Huffington Post.