A. Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg were apparently not satisfied with merely savagely murdering the once-proud Indiana Jones franchise with the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and so now they’re going to defecate on its grave with yet another sequel. Stop it! Deadline
B. The ABA has all sorts of wacky new rules and regs for law school accreditation. Oh, you silly lawyers. Above the Law
C. As it stands this moment, it looks like Trump will win in Florida but lose Ohio to Gov. John Kasich. Absolute proof of the old adage, “You win some, you lose some.” CNN
D. Dude. Bro. Dude. Guess what? You can get free Slurpees on Friday and Saturday if you bring anything resembling a cup. We are going to get rrreeeeeaaaalllllyyyy weird with this one. USA Today
E. Mariah Carey is getting her own reality show which she refuses to call a reality show. Way to diva it up before it even starts. People
