A. The Kasich train is pickin’ up speed in New Hampshire. All aboard! The Washington Post
B. Text messages produced in a lawsuit filed by ex-wife Denise Richards against Charlie Sheen reveal that Charlie Sheen’s relationship with her and their children is precisely what you’d expect. Page Six
C. Planet Nine – that’s the really creative name for the proposed ninth planet of the solar system that may lurk beyond the Kuyper Belt – is really far, really cold, and really big. Wired
D. Villanova Law School will be renamed after self-important hedge fund manager alum. Philly
E. In health news, the Zika virus isn’t that bad, but the other conditions it causes are just awful. The Daily Beast
