A) A woman in New York filed a lawsuit asking for $900 trillion. That might seem like a lot of money, but after taxes it’s only like $600 trillion. Forbes.
B) A 96 year-old woman dies and gives $1.7 million to the local Salvation Army. No word on if it was all quarters. Huffington Post.
C) The following guide on choosing who to vote for should be taught in every social studies class in every high school in America. The Onion.
D) “He just got mad over his chicken.” San Francisco Weekly.
E) Here’s 10 puppies all tuckered out after their meals. Looks like 2012 is going to bring another year of cute animal pictures on the internet. This is important. Animal-Space.