A. Presidential historian Donald J. Trump announces that Ted Cruz’s father, Rafael Cruz, murdered JFK. Oh, and by the way, he’s about to put a lock on the GOP nomination. Daily Caller
B. Oh, the irony! Doctors are the number three cause of death in the U.S. NPR
C. Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli, the target of one securities prosecution, may soon be the target of another. Ah, karma. Bloomberg
D. The smash hit 18th century hip hop musical “Hamilton” has set a record for Tony Award nominations. The Los Angeles Times
E. Australia is giving herpes to carp fish. Yup. Vice
